Grand Canyon..Not so grand ride
For the lack of anything exciting or happening in my dreary life right now, I shall attempt to reflect on some more memorables ones..And all the more fun if it's something which I can b***h about ^___^

So backtrack about a month or so..Mmm..I never got around to finish up my splendid family vacation stories. Anyhow, I want to share my rather 'earth-shattering' experience at none other than the Grand Canyon.
Everyone knows the Canyon is one of the Seven Wonders of the World. And I have been there once 2 years ago. But this time around I wanted to bring my family to witness the grandness of the Canyon and marvel at its beautiful nature-shaped rocks and layers.
So after listening to my roommate's gush about her amazing helicopter ride over the Canyon, my mom and I decided we should soar on such a fabulous excursion as well to get a fantastic view from up above.
The day finally arrived as we happily embarked on the wonderful journey. Little did we know it would turn out to be truthfully the saddest one of all.
Nothing to do with the Canyon though, mind you. She's beautiful as she is. It was the travel agency that we booked our trip with, which caused the unnecessary lines of wrinkles to pop at the corner of my eyes.
I figured I would snag a niftier deal if I were to make reservations online ahead of time. After searching and researching, I thought this one sounded good and went for it. After all, it's their #1 Best-Seller Tour. Can't go wrong right?
" * Complimentary Las Vegas hotel pickup and drop-off
* Comfortable 18 passenger air conditioned airplanes
* Window seat views for everybody-Guaranteed
* Fly from Vegas to the Southern Rim of the Mighty Grand Canyon
* Tasty meal included at the Canyon (may be subject to change)
* 2.5 hour Guided coach tour with multiple 30 minute stops & free time to explore & souvenir shop"
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong!! Almost everything that could possibly go wrong did. After getting picked up at our fab Excalibur Hotel, we were brought to the agency--Vision Air's office where we checked in. Then after waiting for some time, we were shuffled off to lunch without any explanation.
Okay, what happened to 'Tasty Meal at the Canyon'. But oh wait a minute, 'may be subject to change'. I guess this was the first sign that everything was going downhill from then on.
So they took us to this cheap-looking hotel where we were supposed to have a lunch buffet. Another group of ladies who were on the same trip demanded to know what's going on with our trip as we seemed to be pressed for time. Initially the tour guide sort of danced around the answer, but after relentless questioning from the same ladies (they had a flight to catch that night, who can blame 'em?), the tour guide finally informed us there had been ahem..a slight delay on our schedule and we'll be having lunch here instead of at the Canyon.
Okay..The food? Don't even get me started. Well when you think about it, the idea of dining at the Canyon is so much more glamorous than at some cheap hotel, isn't it? Oh I caught a glimpse of the price for lunch as well--$6.99. No wonder it was crappy.
After lunch, we headed back to the office once again where this time we waited for another hour. So between the time when we were picked up at eleven till then, five hours have gone by without anything much achieved.
By that time, we were sick of hearing 'there's been a delay'..And during those miserable hours, I found out that one of us was not given a window seat as guaranteed. So my mom and I marched up to the customer service counter and asked for an explanation.
And this was what I got. 'Our company DOES NOT guarantee window seats for every passenger. That's the general description that the website (another tour comp) publishes. Our company doesn't even run a website.' I rebutted by pointing out that 'In order for that website to publish the description, it'd have to get that info from your company isn't it?'
She went on to repeat what she said for like a gazillion times. Then she proceeded to assure me that all of us would have window seats on the return flight back. Let me just say, their customer service is nothing to shout about, if anything at all.
So after somemore painful waiting-by this time, my head had started to spin-we finally got on our plane. And to make things worse, with the exception of grandma, mom and me, our whole group consisted of only Japanese. So naturally our tour guide was also a Japanese.
He went on and on talking in Japanese but only a few sentences in English. For example, "And on your left, you can see it's Hoover Dam." Then he'll revert back to speaking in Japanese for another 10 minutes or so. It would have been nice to also hear about some of the historical background or some interesting facts on what we were looking at outside the window..I could sense the flames mounting in my mom's throat..uh-oh..
The bus trip after that was ordinary. But I do have to say that the bus was filthy old and nasty. I refused to make any unnecessary physical contact with the fabric of the seats. Eww...
On the plane ride back, I was separated from grandma and mom as they accidentally missed my name on the list. So on another plane I went. This was when I found out I had to squeash between 2 Japanese(who happened to be husband and wife)..NOT A WINDOW SEAT!!! AGAIN!!!
I could so lop someone's head off right then. However nice the view was on the ride back, I couldn't savor it as well as I should've. I practically had to strain my neck just to see the view below.
Oh adding to that, the flights to and fro were so bumpy that quite a few of the passengers threw up..especially after that awful lunch..
By the time we got back to Vegas, we were completely exhausted and drained. A trip that was supposed to take 7 and 1/2 hours ended up being a 10 hour one..

So if you ever plan on paying a visit to the mighty Canyon, remember NEVER to take Vision Air! This company sucks big time and a complete waste of money and time. Oh and take a helicopter tour instead, if you have the money ^^
I guess this'll teach me about high expectations.








