From Me To You~

Just had to share this with ya ^____^

Words of Wisdom that seem reminescent of some of our college
friendships-- don't forget the good times *and* bad times that we've shared!

Promises I vow to you...

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid ^^

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. After you recuperate, we can continue to be the best of friends again.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your silly butt.

This is my oath to you...and I pledge it till the end.
Why? You may ask, because you are my friend.

p/s: Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body...shh...